Es Que la Computer Me jode la paciencia! (Computers work my Nerves!)

Mira, el que sepa bregar con la baina esta de Blog que me lo explique. One day I know how to work this thing and the next day it is a war with Mega Bytes and his minions! carajo, meng! Sea la madre de Bill Gates! Quando me encuentre con el lo voy a mandar a freir tostones! For those monolingually challenged, please find someone to translate. I don't feel like speaking very much english today. So essentially, se jodieron. You won't find THAT in your Webster Span/Eng dictionary!
WEPAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!